WHO KNOWS Dec 31th 2011. By Leighton kelly you know, we are reaching that point when DAY ONE 2012 actually becomes day one, 2012.  like in two days.  and i was all relieved cuz like the world was gonna explode right? or a feathered serpent would come down and give us all super powers or maybe super AIDS (based on Santas notes of course) or maybe the Jesus would like spread the heavens apart do some sick dance moves, blow our minds and then be like “do you have a few moments to talk about the Bible? have you accepted me into your heart?” and we’d be like “oh man!” and shut the door on his face. or perhaps its the Aliens coming back to be like, “wait what? you guys still here? i thought we wiped you out with that space flood a while back! dang! well, did you find any more gold? yeah? well hand it over suckers!”.  or maybe light beings dressed like the leather feather tribe at burning man that look deep in your eyes and be like, “blessings” to your face all day until you feel like you’ve been cursed. shit.  the end of the world is harsh! wait.  dang! sorry, my calculations are off. its gonna happen in DEC of 2012.  not new years of 2012! fuckin ‘ell. it is so hard reading this Mayan calendar and its so damned heavy.  so i stopped caring it around awhile back and left it in my back yard.  i just haven’t honing my knowledge of the end of the world lately.  maybe my new years resolution will be to really study the end of it all and get back to you.  but no.  probably not. new years resolutions rarely pan out and i’d like to enjoy my life instead. happy new year btchez! only one more to go!

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Dec 31th 2011. By Leighton kelly

  • you know, we are reaching that point when DAY ONE 2012 actually becomes day one, 2012.  like in two days.  and i was all relieved cuz like the world was gonna explode right? or a feathered serpent would come down and give us all super powers or maybe super AIDS (based on Santas notes of course) or maybe the Jesus would like spread the heavens apart do some sick dance moves, blow our minds and then be like “do you have a few moments to talk about the Bible? have you accepted me into your heart?” and we’d be like “oh man!” and shut the door on his face. or perhaps its the Aliens coming back to be like, “wait what? you guys still here? i thought we wiped you out with that space flood a while back! dang! well, did you find any more gold? yeah? well hand it over suckers!”.  or maybe light beings dressed like the leather feather tribe at burning man that look deep in your eyes and be like, “blessings” to your face all day until you feel like you’ve been cursed. shit.  the end of the world is harsh! wait.  dang! sorry, my calculations are off. its gonna happen in DEC of 2012.  not new years of 2012! fuckin ‘ell. it is so hard reading this Mayan calendar and its so damned heavy.  so i stopped caring it around awhile back and left it in my back yard.  i just haven’t honing my knowledge of the end of the world lately.  maybe my new years resolution will be to really study the end of it all and get back to you.  but no.  probably not. new years resolutions rarely pan out and i’d like to enjoy my life instead. happy new year btchez! only one more to go!