THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE Graphite, ect. © Dec 23rd 2011. By Leighton kelly heres a zombie. maybe its the one thats been bothering me all night. but like all zombies he never really gets the prize all zombies want. to eat brains and to go back to sleep. sure some zombies get to eat brains but not all of them.  what about the ones that dont have legs and arms? pretty easy to pick off unless you are paralyzed by fear and cant get it together to just walk around it. i mean, whats the deal with these freaks? why bother with the whole eating people thing? when you are undead why eat? your hear isnt even beating. how can you digest brains without proper blood flow and a healthy intestine flora? do zombies poop? do they ever get embarrassed about that?  no.. probably not. you know the more i think about it the more the whole thing seems pretty implausible. sure, there are numerous scientific studies on zombies and their insatiable hunger for the living but how come all the findings are hidden from the public? you now what i think? i think the whole zombie thing is a right wing conspiracy to keep us buying stuff we dont need and fearing the outside world. if i really think about it i have never seen a real zombie other than the movies. no wait.. i saw alot at Walmart. oh yeah and on the corner of 16th and mission. but they didnt want brains. it was like the last thing they were looking for. i think they just wanted crack. or maybe a xbox on sale. pfft… real zombies suck.

THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Graphite, ect. © Dec 23rd 2011. By Leighton kelly

  • heres a zombie. maybe its the one thats been bothering me all night. but like all zombies he never really gets the prize all zombies want. to eat brains and to go back to sleep. sure some zombies get to eat brains but not all of them.  what about the ones that dont have legs and arms? pretty easy to pick off unless you are paralyzed by fear and cant get it together to just walk around it. i mean, whats the deal with these freaks? why bother with the whole eating people thing? when you are undead why eat? your hear isnt even beating. how can you digest brains without proper blood flow and a healthy intestine flora? do zombies poop? do they ever get embarrassed about that?  no.. probably not. you know the more i think about it the more the whole thing seems pretty implausible. sure, there are numerous scientific studies on zombies and their insatiable hunger for the living but how come all the findings are hidden from the public? you now what i think? i think the whole zombie thing is a right wing conspiracy to keep us buying stuff we dont need and fearing the outside world. if i really think about it i have never seen a real zombie other than the movies. no wait.. i saw alot at Walmart. oh yeah and on the corner of 16th and mission. but they didnt want brains. it was like the last thing they were looking for. i think they just wanted crack. or maybe a xbox on sale. pfft… real zombies suck.