JUST A THING Pencil on some ol paper. ©Dec 7th 2011. By Leighton kelly  last night on my birthday (which was awesome) my phone was stolen (which sux).  but i cant figure out how or when exactly which is even more suck. it dosen’t matter when or who i guess.  but i know it was taken and switched off and sucked into the black market maybe being fondled at this moment by dirty fingers (shudder). its a funny thing to loose something like a phone. i remember when cellphones became popular and i was all “never ever! i’ll never sell out!” and then i got a pager (yeah, i know, whats that?) and used that like some neanderthal. can you imagine? someone calls your pager and you get a number to call on a pay phone. thats just insane! who would think of that dark ages kind of shit? anyway, i grew up and got a phone and then got a phone that would show you a map of where ever you are in the world and then i got a phone that i could talk to and it would answer me like a real live person with limited intelligence.  so whoever committed this terrible crime please return my learning disabled phone. i am sure if it understood the human emotion spectrum it would be very afraid so what ever you dont down download the update cuz i’m pretty sure it makes it sentient and i’d hate to have your ugly thief face be the first thing it sees when it wakes up you dumb jerk! suck it!

JUST A THING

Pencil on some ol paper. ©Dec 7th 2011. By Leighton kelly

  •  last night on my birthday (which was awesome) my phone was stolen (which sux).  but i cant figure out how or when exactly which is even more suck. it dosen’t matter when or who i guess.  but i know it was taken and switched off and sucked into the black market maybe being fondled at this moment by dirty fingers (shudder). its a funny thing to loose something like a phone. i remember when cellphones became popular and i was all “never ever! i’ll never sell out!” and then i got a pager (yeah, i know, whats that?) and used that like some neanderthal. can you imagine? someone calls your pager and you get a number to call on a pay phone. thats just insane! who would think of that dark ages kind of shit? anyway, i grew up and got a phone and then got a phone that would show you a map of where ever you are in the world and then i got a phone that i could talk to and it would answer me like a real live person with limited intelligence.  so whoever committed this terrible crime please return my learning disabled phone. i am sure if it understood the human emotion spectrum it would be very afraid so what ever you dont down download the update cuz i’m pretty sure it makes it sentient and i’d hate to have your ugly thief face be the first thing it sees when it wakes up you dumb jerk! suck it!