GOD BLESS YOU Pen and Ink. © Friday Dec 2nd. 2011. By Leighton kelly all over the world people believe in two things mostly: Money and God. its the great bargain. there is always a bargain when it comes to being a human in this day and age. i’ll scratch your back you scratch mine, give me a burnt offering once a week and i wont cause a plague of locusts,  20 dollar happy endings. its everywhere. the deals we make are plentiful and deeply ingrained in our genes. our bodies are moved towards the SALE by unseen forces. let the hand of God gently pull you by the purse strings to the most divine warehouse sale in the history of history.  God himself didn’t put his own name on the almighty dollar for nothing. he whispers to you softly, “come my child, to the BLACK SATURDAY sale of the century at 2509 Myrtle st. in Oakland Ca from 2pm onwards.  eat of me at the BBQ, drink of me at the Bar, listen to the gospel of DJ Sweet Anomaly who will be pumping u the jams and praise my name with bargains galore! for whence Christmas comes and its time to pay up i wont forget thy service to the commercial industry. its either that or locusts.. take your pick”  praise him!

GOD BLESS YOU

Pen and Ink. © Friday Dec 2nd. 2011. By Leighton kelly

  • all over the world people believe in two things mostly: Money and God. its the great bargain. there is always a bargain when it comes to being a human in this day and age. i’ll scratch your back you scratch mine, give me a burnt offering once a week and i wont cause a plague of locusts,  20 dollar happy endings. its everywhere. the deals we make are plentiful and deeply ingrained in our genes. our bodies are moved towards the SALE by unseen forces. let the hand of God gently pull you by the purse strings to the most divine warehouse sale in the history of history.  God himself didn’t put his own name on the almighty dollar for nothing. he whispers to you softly, “come my child, to the BLACK SATURDAY sale of the century at 2509 Myrtle st. in Oakland Ca from 2pm onwards.  eat of me at the BBQ, drink of me at the Bar, listen to the gospel of DJ Sweet Anomaly who will be pumping u the jams and praise my name with bargains galore! for whence Christmas comes and its time to pay up i wont forget thy service to the commercial industry. its either that or locusts.. take your pick”  praise him!