THE BLACKEST DAY EVER Pen an Ink. © Nov 30th 2011. By Leighton Kelly ya, the days keep on gettin darker. the light grows dim and we feel…. so cold. ah so cold. when i googled it the oracle told me that the way to assuage the chil of winter easiest was to drink hot toddies, be amongst friends and family and to, for the love of god use the therapy of the masses to fill the gaping hole of chilling need which is of course…. consumer therapy. thats right folks! quench your thirst for soul sucking material possessions this Saturday at michas warehouse! where we will be selling a multitude of priceless treasure at rock bottom prices for you and the cockles of your heart. why shop at walmart when they dont offer hot spicy drinks and items too weird for ebay? why? i’ll tell you: its for the trampling. if youdont want trampling then come to 2509 myrtle st. on saturday dec 3rd for the time of your consumer life.  or come with no money and we’ll probaly give you a free gift and a drink for nothing. nothing says holidays without the gift of giving and drunken behavior and infighting over small things. prove me wrong America! 

THE BLACKEST DAY EVER

Pen an Ink. © Nov 30th 2011. By Leighton Kelly

  • ya, the days keep on gettin darker. the light grows dim and we feel…. so cold. ah so cold. when i googled it the oracle told me that the way to assuage the chil of winter easiest was to drink hot toddies, be amongst friends and family and to, for the love of god use the therapy of the masses to fill the gaping hole of chilling need which is of course…. consumer therapy. thats right folks! quench your thirst for soul sucking material possessions this Saturday at michas warehouse! where we will be selling a multitude of priceless treasure at rock bottom prices for you and the cockles of your heart. why shop at walmart when they dont offer hot spicy drinks and items too weird for ebay? why? i’ll tell you: its for the trampling. if youdont want trampling then come to 2509 myrtle st. on saturday dec 3rd for the time of your consumer life.  or come with no money and we’ll probaly give you a free gift and a drink for nothing. nothing says holidays without the gift of giving and drunken behavior and infighting over small things. prove me wrong America!