BLACK SATURDAY IN YOUR FACE Mixed media. © Nov 27th 2011. By Leighton kelly here it is folks.  the moment you have all been waiting for. the quintessential guide to consumer bliss without regrets. here, you wont trample to death a stupid idiot or shoot the life out of a fellow shopper. you may argue about the price of precious treasure but in the end not only will you get what you want but you can drink away the rest of your buyers remorse at our fabulous BAR of unforgivable delights. you can eat a balanced lunch or dinner of succulent BBQ made fresh from our house meat genius or if you are a vegan or vegetarian we have several lettuce plants growing outside almost free of spider mites ready to be murdered for your sustenance needs. there will be live music to sooth your raging trample needs and your consumer blood lust by a few of our favorite bands and DJ’s.  the precious treasure will flow like the blood of your enemies as you drink from the fount of good fortune. dont be a dumb idiot! spend your money on what you want most! not what you need! tis the season for giving! giving unto your self for Jesus sayeth: “to thy own self be true” and he was richeous and probably all richeous people are normally right. so do what they say and get yer buying on at the 2nd annual SALE OF THE CENTURY! get your ass down here next Saturday see what the fuck Walmart cant offer you.  which is everything good. nothing bad.

BLACK SATURDAY IN YOUR FACE

Mixed media. © Nov 27th 2011. By Leighton kelly

  • here it is folks.  the moment you have all been waiting for. the quintessential guide to consumer bliss without regrets. here, you wont trample to death a stupid idiot or shoot the life out of a fellow shopper. you may argue about the price of precious treasure but in the end not only will you get what you want but you can drink away the rest of your buyers remorse at our fabulous BAR of unforgivable delights. you can eat a balanced lunch or dinner of succulent BBQ made fresh from our house meat genius or if you are a vegan or vegetarian we have several lettuce plants growing outside almost free of spider mites ready to be murdered for your sustenance needs. there will be live music to sooth your raging trample needs and your consumer blood lust by a few of our favorite bands and DJ’s.  the precious treasure will flow like the blood of your enemies as you drink from the fount of good fortune. dont be a dumb idiot! spend your money on what you want most! not what you need! tis the season for giving! giving unto your self for Jesus sayeth: “to thy own self be true” and he was richeous and probably all richeous people are normally right. so do what they say and get yer buying on at the 2nd annual SALE OF THE CENTURY! get your ass down here next Saturday see what the fuck Walmart cant offer you.  which is everything good. nothing bad.