BUGGIN OUT FOR THE FLEA MARKET Pen an Ink. © Nov 26th 2011. by Leighton kelly you ever go to the flea markets in this town? i been to all of them. in fact it used to be my daily ritual. i would go to this one in oakland by the coliseum and find the craziest shit. it the place where all the professional sellers would go. they would buy storage lockers for like a few hundred dollars without looking at what was in them and if they were lucky would have some great treasure to sell cheap to a hoarder like me.  and since i have no more space to put the stuff i would buy it all regardless of need. just want. i am now like them, selling shit that was never mine to begin with to lucky bargain hunters. recently i heard about a guy who bought a storage locker for 400 bucks and found half a million dollars worth of gold and silver in a large plastic bucket.  needless to say he remained anonymous. not so for me. i have plenty of pirates booty ready to let go to an unsuspecting populous of hungry freaks. so get yer grub on and come on over to the place i am going to tell you where to go a little later on in the week. after all it is almost christmas and almost my birthday too (Dec 6th) so if you want to get me something i already have stop and ask yourself do i really need what i have or do i need a flat screen HD tv instead? answer: NO. i do like back rubs tho. that and money.  money for back rubs.

BUGGIN OUT FOR THE FLEA MARKET

Pen an Ink. © Nov 26th 2011. by Leighton kelly

  • you ever go to the flea markets in this town? i been to all of them. in fact it used to be my daily ritual. i would go to this one in oakland by the coliseum and find the craziest shit. it the place where all the professional sellers would go. they would buy storage lockers for like a few hundred dollars without looking at what was in them and if they were lucky would have some great treasure to sell cheap to a hoarder like me.  and since i have no more space to put the stuff i would buy it all regardless of need. just want. i am now like them, selling shit that was never mine to begin with to lucky bargain hunters. recently i heard about a guy who bought a storage locker for 400 bucks and found half a million dollars worth of gold and silver in a large plastic bucket.  needless to say he remained anonymous. not so for me. i have plenty of pirates booty ready to let go to an unsuspecting populous of hungry freaks. so get yer grub on and come on over to the place i am going to tell you where to go a little later on in the week. after all it is almost christmas and almost my birthday too (Dec 6th) so if you want to get me something i already have stop and ask yourself do i really need what i have or do i need a flat screen HD tv instead? answer: NO. i do like back rubs tho. that and money.  money for back rubs.