THE MIRACLE OF THANKSGIVING Acrylic on bottle. © Nov 21st 2011. By Leighton kelly alot of people dont really understand the true meaning of thanksgiving and since i have studied extensively the true meaning of everything i feel like its my duty to help people come to a clear understanding of what makes Thanksgiving so special. OK, so we got Jesus right? member how he disappeared for like 15 years before he showed up with magic tricks back home?  ever wonder where he was? thats right. he was living in disguise as a pilgrim and he taught all the other pilgrims how to survive during the great feast famine of Plymouth rock. basically everyone was going to starve right? and they were about ready to eat John Smith when J bird shows up all, “Dont eat him. its against the lords law you assholes.  eat of me and drink my blood cuz i got mad skills when it comes to throwing a massive feast with nothing. i taste great with a delicate white.” but when they came up on him with a few sharp utensils he was all, “oh, seriously? you thought i was serious? Me H. Christ! just messing around you psychopaths! C’mon! listen i set up this sick feast just around the corner. you know the Indians up over there? they got some maze on the cob and some wild turkey and stuffing, cranberry, etc, etc, and all that but you have to wait till after they eat the bird. this is important. i put a sleeping spell on it and so when they eat it, BLAM, they will be out for like 30 mins. go up to them and take the left overs which will last almost a week.  you can even make sandwiches out of them for lunch.  just a bit of turkey on bread with some cranberry and lettuce.. you will love it. also i’ll let you take the land cuz they have yet to pay rent on it since like forever and i feel a little taken advantage of so i am bitter.” the pilgrims were so stoked. they wanted to do something nice for the lord so they asked him “OMG, whut u want?” and he was like, “build me a house so that i may live in it when i retire.” so they did but he never came back. until 2012 came along but by then everyone had forgotten about Jesus and his house was overrun with crackheads and heathens. pretty much Jesus was pissed but what do you expect? you dont leave the planet in the hands of people who dont even know what MEEK means. (it’s a type of small jack rabbit)

THE MIRACLE OF THANKSGIVING

Acrylic on bottle. © Nov 21st 2011. By Leighton kelly

  • alot of people dont really understand the true meaning of thanksgiving and since i have studied extensively the true meaning of everything i feel like its my duty to help people come to a clear understanding of what makes Thanksgiving so special. OK, so we got Jesus right? member how he disappeared for like 15 years before he showed up with magic tricks back home?  ever wonder where he was? thats right. he was living in disguise as a pilgrim and he taught all the other pilgrims how to survive during the great feast famine of Plymouth rock. basically everyone was going to starve right? and they were about ready to eat John Smith when J bird shows up all, “Dont eat him. its against the lords law you assholes.  eat of me and drink my blood cuz i got mad skills when it comes to throwing a massive feast with nothing. i taste great with a delicate white.” but when they came up on him with a few sharp utensils he was all, “oh, seriously? you thought i was serious? Me H. Christ! just messing around you psychopaths! C’mon! listen i set up this sick feast just around the corner. you know the Indians up over there? they got some maze on the cob and some wild turkey and stuffing, cranberry, etc, etc, and all that but you have to wait till after they eat the bird. this is important. i put a sleeping spell on it and so when they eat it, BLAM, they will be out for like 30 mins. go up to them and take the left overs which will last almost a week.  you can even make sandwiches out of them for lunch.  just a bit of turkey on bread with some cranberry and lettuce.. you will love it. also i’ll let you take the land cuz they have yet to pay rent on it since like forever and i feel a little taken advantage of so i am bitter.” the pilgrims were so stoked. they wanted to do something nice for the lord so they asked him “OMG, whut u want?” and he was like, “build me a house so that i may live in it when i retire.” so they did but he never came back. until 2012 came along but by then everyone had forgotten about Jesus and his house was overrun with crackheads and heathens. pretty much Jesus was pissed but what do you expect? you dont leave the planet in the hands of people who dont even know what MEEK means. (it’s a type of small jack rabbit)